We were in the process of moving, if you will, backwards. From the sunniest, most temperate, gloriously epiphytic time of year in southwest Florida to the coldest, snowiest, most heinously-overcast time of year in Cowtown.
We moved to an historic neighborhood we'd always loved and we've been working hard updating a house that hasn't changed much since 1938. It's two doors down from the Olentangy River, which I was really excited about. I grew up canoeing, fishing, swimming and playing on the low head dams in the Olentangy. But when I walked the dogs down to the river I witnessed a sign stating, "avoid physical contact with water".
As I stood there watching my playground of yesteryear, The Pretenders began playing in my head.
I was stunned and amazed
My childhood memories
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
A O way to go Ohio
On the other hand, I've had the opportunity to spend some time in Berne Township. It's been reassuring to find nothing has noticeably changed there. I missed the holler. I missed the smell of the hardwoods and the way they sway and creak in the breeze, the moss-encrusted sandstone, the old barn with the tin roof and the cabin built by my grandfather. We're fortunate to still be part of a large privately-owned wooded corridor. Private ownership is important in Ohio these days, especially if the neighbors even remotely entertain sustainability.
I suppose we knew long before Chrissie Hynde told us in 1982 that Ohio has always been governed by "a government that had no pride" and that still hasn't changed. ODNR, the bureaucracy that is supposed to be protecting and managing Ohio's public lands, is the bureaucracy issuing permits for drilling and hydraulic fracturing (fracking). Internal documents recently exposed Governor Kasich's PR plan to proactively open public lands to fracking while subverting opposition targets such as state representatives and grassroots organizations in what is now referred to as "Frackgate". ODNR drafted a communication plan to drill at Sunfish Creek State Forest, Barkamp State Park and Wolf Run State Park in unison with "Frackgate" policy. Coincidentally, OOGA's OOGEEP teamed up with Radio Disney for a "Rocking In Ohio" tour of schools to propagandize children. Due to public backlash, Radio Disney dropped out of the program before it ended.
A O way to go Ohio
Let's talk about mushrooms. I've spent hours over the past few weekends scouring Berne township for the renowned springtime treasure, morels, and I don't ever recall seeing ramps in such abundance. Ramps, or wild leaks, have recently become a craze in white linen restaurants (this hillbilly ain't no hipster, ok?). Due to such demand, they've been over harvested and many public lands have since banned the harvest of ramps.
The black morels have fruited (thanks for the hunting help Rich and Mike) and the yellow morels should be fruiting soon. I simmered these in their own juices for a few minuted before adding a little butter and garlic. Delicious!
The pink lady's slippers are getting ready to flower. I've always been fascinated by orchids and pink lady's slippers are an interesting species. They depend on a symbiotic relationship with a fungus in the Rhizoctonia genus. Threads from the fungus break open the seeds and pass along nutrients. In return, the orchid passes along nutrients to the fungus. I hope the flowers have opened by the time I return.
Until next time, remember to stand for what we stand on.
Happy trails...